Drunk and Naked except for Ugg Boots

David Ball a 32 year old man from Tyseley in Birmingham, England has been arrested and jailed for four years following the burglary of a supermarket and theft of a motor vehicle.

This may sound like a simple crime to some but this could not be further from the truth!

David Ball went out for a night on the town and got blind drunk. After getting home he realised he wanted to smoke a cigarette but didnt have any so he put on his girlfriends UGG boots, wrapped a white sheet round his naked body, stole his girlfriends car and drove to the closest supermarket.

Once at the supermarket the drunk David rammed his girlfriends car repeatedly in to the supermarket doors until they broke, he then climbed out of the car with the sheet over his head and his bottom on show. After getting in to the supermarket David Ball started grabbing boxes of cigarettes.

David Ball climbed back in to his girlfriends car before police started after him in a high speed car chase that only finished when the drunk David crashed in to two parked cars.

The blind drunk David initially said he had no recollection of the burgalry but chased his mind after seeing the footage taken from a CCTV camera of his bare bottom running in to the supermarket and grabbing the cigarettes.