Drunk Russian Knifed In Back

After a huge night on the alcohol in Vologda, a county in Russia, a fifty three year old Russian man stumbled home without a care in the world until he saw his wife the next morning. At this point you might imagine an arguement ensuing about his alcoholism but this was far from the truth as his wife found a knife handle sticking out of his back.

Yuri Lylin, the Russian with the knife in his back, said he had not realised the knife was there and did not feel any pain throughout the evening although he did shed light on how it probably happened!

After drinking copious amounts of Vodka Yuri and his friends made their own version of Russian roullette up, this involved one of the drinking crew to be blindfolded and given a ten inch knife which they started making stabbing motions with while all the other friends danced around them.

Yuri left the party with fond drunken memories of the silly games his friends and he had played, got home and went to sleep. It was only a peircing scream from his wife that woke him up in the morning that made him realise that the ten inch blade was sticking out of his back.

Yuri's wife rang an ambulance and he went to hospital where the knife was successfully removed, Yuri was then sent home. After all thats happened Yuri has no anger towards his friends and says its all a drunken accident, although I imagine his wife will have a few words to say when he goes out with this set of friends again!